25 Signs That Suggest You May Be Drinking Too Much Wine

In our opinion, there is no such thing as drinking too much wine. This list  is simply for a laugh and is in the spirit of good, clean, wine drinking fun.

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1. When the clock strikes five, you’re like:

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It’s wine time, baby.

2. Red, white, sparkling? You don’t discriminate.

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3. Your only interests are drinking wine and judging people.

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4. Olivia Pope is your spirit animal.

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5. Bottled? Boxed? You’re not picky.

Bottled? Boxed? You're not picky.

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Hey, everyone needs love.

6. You bring your own personal bottle to all social gatherings.

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7. You have enough corks laying around to make one of these:

You have enough corks laying around to make one of these:

(And probably a matching ottoman, too.)

8. You know that wine has magical powers to help you through any situation.

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9. You worry about your neighbors judging your recycling bin.

You worry about your neighbors judging your recycling bin.

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10. Using wine as an IV drip sounds perfectly fine to you.

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11. You’d have wine and cheese for every meal, ever, if you could.

You'd have wine and cheese for every meal, ever, if you could.

It covers all the major food groups.

12. You challenge everyone who says you can’t drink at breakfast.

You challenge everyone who says you can't drink at breakfast.

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13. You want to be best friends with Kathie Lee and Hoda.

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14. You know that no good story can be told without a full glass.

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15. You don’t understand how people are able to keep wine cellars.

You don't understand how people are able to keep wine cellars.

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Look at all of the wine they could be drinking!

16. You think to yourself: “maybe just a half a glass more.”

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17. Your quiet nights at home end up looking like this:

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18. You often wake up with purple stained lips

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19. You and your friends know exactly what your plans entail.

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20. You don’t understand how people don’t like wine.

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Like, hello, it’s wine; it’s delicious.

21. You never let a drop go to waste.

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Because that’s a sin

22. You have conversations with your friends about your questionable habits.

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23. But it’s ok, because they don’t judge you.

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24. So grab a glass, and fill ‘er up.

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25. Because wine is made from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is good for you.

Because wine is made from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is good for you.

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As always, Moscato Life urges you to drink responsibly.

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